Smart toilets - are we living in the past?

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  1. 8 May 2021 at 10:59 PM #21
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    Just a rough calculation, but that is around 25 years of bog roll.
     
  2. 9 May 2021 at 12:00 AM #22
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    I bought one after visiting Japan. Game changer.
     
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    Anyone thinking of wasting money on one of these needs to seek help.

    Wipe your ass yourself lazy fook!
     
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  4. 9 May 2021 at 7:20 AM #24
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    We now live in a world where we can’t shake each other’s hand, can’t walk in a shop without a mask , can’t touch a trolley at a supermarket without disinfectant, where a lot of cars have a button to close the boot, where our steering wheels are heated and yet we still insist on scrubbing poop off our asses with our hands and and paper. We are living in the past ladies and gentlemen. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. Also @stuartk surely you can appreciate the virtues of a squeaky clean **** hole?
     
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  5. 9 May 2021 at 7:42 AM #25
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    It’s time we moved on to the 3 sea shells
     
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    yes, but on the bright side: When covid 21 comes along you won't be "that" guy knocking a granny out in isle 5 over a pack of Andrex.
     
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    lol mate it’s so true.

     
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    I’d also like to see the working out for this equation. I want to know that takeaway curries and 10 pints of Stella have been factored in
     
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    Class, one of my favorite cheesey 90s action movie :D
     
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    100%. I am gonna find it and watch it
     
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    Same!

    Snipes, Stallone and a Bullock ( at her peak?) what's not to like.

    It's on Netflix.
     
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    These are all over Asia now, you can actually just buy the seats/mechanisms that fit onto conventional toilets now as well! Very weird though, trying to take a dump on a heated toilet is very weird, feels like someone has just sat on it for a very long time prior to your arrival which is just wrong!!!

    Water jets are cool though especially when you press said button by accident and it makes you jump!!!
     
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  13. 9 May 2021 at 8:39 AM #33
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    Never tried the loos with the blow drier but love using the bogs when I’m in Dubai where you can wash your **** at the end.
     
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  14. 9 May 2021 at 9:48 AM #34
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    Prefer a douche to a squirted hole.

    I know on the other side of the world it’s a thing. I’ve sold some houses with a squirts hose in the loo. That’s just bizarre.
     
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    This sort of stuff has been around for longer than most would think. When my father was diagnosed with MS social services wanted to adapt his house to suit what his future needs would likely be, including a fancy loo. The hinge for the seat acted as sensors so if you elbowed the button on the cistern whilst seated the jet wash function would be instigated.

    I recall on one occasion hearing him swear his head off. He had stood up and stumbled causing him to place his hand on the seat which set the jet wash off. Not only was he very wet, but it actually damaged the polystyrene ceiling tiles (that’s shows you how far back I am going)
     
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    After my visit to the UAE over 10 years ago where every toilet (even public ones) had a douche fitted to it I had one fitted to my toilet.

    Sorry to be crude but I literally cannot imaging not having a facility to wash my behind anymore. Feels wonderful
     
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    You know you could get a little jet washer next to your toilet.

    My heaters tend to make my toilet seat warm anyways, what I want to know is, how to have cold toilet seats in the summer.

    Because of what I eat, I wipe and there is nothing. I’ve saved so much on toilet paper and wet wipes lol.

    Does the toilet come with a step, so you’re squatting when you take a dump?
     
  18. 9 May 2021 at 11:22 PM #38
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    Not about lazy it’s about cleanliness. If you ain’t using water to wipe your ass it’s not going to be clean.
     
  19. 10 May 2021 at 8:04 AM #39
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    Ah, you need the bm3 upgrade for that, increases water pressure to 5 bar, guaranteed to clear every trace of last nights vindaloo and associated detritus:muttley:
     
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  20. 10 May 2021 at 8:34 AM #40
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    ive heart this could blow an o ring tho!:muttley:
     

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