Smart toilets - are we living in the past?

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  1. 8 May 2021 at 4:20 PM #1
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    Thinking seriously about fitting one of these in our next bathroom.

    I tried one when in Seoul and didn’t want to get off tbh.

    Seems to be something widely used in Asia but not over here and not sure why?

    anyone used one?
     
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    WTF is a smart toilet?

    Is it for a smart a*se?
     
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    Ok a smart toilet - not sure if that’s what they’re called but they are basically toilets you sit on and then they ‘clean you’ adjustable water jets, water temp, pressure etc - heated seats the lot.

    absolute game changer
     
  6. 8 May 2021 at 6:51 PM #6
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    Never heard so much sh1t in my life:muttley:
     
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    that’s the point- washes all that **** off
     
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    Young uns melv ... Always want their ass wiped :D
     
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    lol don’t knock it till you’ve tried it - a perfectly warmed jet of water up the hoop is not only clean but you might enjoy it :muttley:
     
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    I remember working in the Netherlands in the late 70s and early 80s, the bogs used to have a shelf that you shat on, suppose that stopped ya ass from getting splashed or was just for nosey people to have a skeet before pulling the handle.
     
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    Lol , Jesus wet , are you the new Stu :D
     
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    Glad I didn’t work in the Netherlands in the 70’s and 80’s then Melv :D
     
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    Experienced these in Japan 2 years ago. There are remarkable things.

    I think eventually we will adopt them here. However not in the near future though.
     
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    I experienced one in Seoul years ago. Thing had more buttons than my sky remote. I sat there for a good half hour - never been so clean lol
     
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    They had these in Japan when I first went in 2003, I couldn't believe them! probably even more advanced now
     
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    Travel to Seoul a fair bit with work and always come back thinking I need to buy one!
     
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    Totally agree to get a smart toilet. If I need to replace toilet I will be getting one.
     
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    About £1200 seems to get you a dogs bollox one.
     
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    A dog licks it’s own bollox, it doesn’t need a toilet.
     

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