Covid 19 to dog

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  1. 25 Mar 2020 at 9:49 AM #1
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    Apparently there is no truth in the rumour covid 19 can be transferred to a dog.


    If you use a condom.
     
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  3. 25 Mar 2020 at 10:16 AM #3
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    :muttley:
     
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    Is the rubber jonny for u or the dug?! :muttley:
     
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    Getting a blowjob from the dog is risky though.:bugeye:
     
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    There is no way I'm googling a picture of bestialty and ending up on another watch list, just to put a picture up of a bloke getting noshed off by his Labrador. :bugeye:
     
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    Plenty of videos of women spreading cat food over their bits and getting licked out by kittens.........so I've been told.:bugeye::D
     
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  10. 25 Mar 2020 at 6:27 PM #10
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    There are all sorts of people out there. Before the internet we had no idea!!:bugeye:
     
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    Before the internet we weren’t perverts.:D
     
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  12. 25 Mar 2020 at 6:50 PM #12
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    We were, we were just doing it in a different way. I'm not prepared to go.into the ways I defiled myself as a young man as I don't want to be seen as a pervert or twisted in a totally fûcked up way. Suffice to say before the internet, your imagination had to be your filth room. And my filth room needed a deep clean.:muttley:
     
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    You’re not one of those that used to nail their foreskin to a plank of wood are you.:muttley:
     
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  14. 26 Mar 2020 at 8:33 AM #14
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    Don't have one:muttley:
     
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    I can lend you a plank of wood mate.:D
     
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    Just give it a wipe @Parsley to remove the dead skin first lol
     
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    Not a plank you plank:muttley:

    Had a nasty accident with a bed spring, that's where the foreskin went:suicide:
     
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  19. 26 Mar 2020 at 11:40 AM #19
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    Funny you should say that, I has my forearm slashed by a broken bedspring..................... I've still got my arm though :D
     
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    Oh nasty. They can be nasty buggers bed springs!!
     

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