Discussion in 'Other Marques' started by JamieDJA, Sep 13, 2018.
Ouch, which car was that?
335D, good luck with that! I just got a trade in price, with BMW for a new BMW.
2014(14) 335D M sport x-drive touring, with every option at the time except sun roof. 32,000 miles, superb condition. And the trade price?
A7 Bitdi - Think it was just the wrong time of the year to sell.
I didnt take too much of a hit as I bought it at a good price and private too but still annoying none the less.
Crazy, we buy any car has just fooked everyone trying to sell. dealers now have a really low guide price they only have to just beat. they can now make twice the mark up they could. Its a good time to be a car dealer in my opinion.
A German guy approaches a lady of the night.
'I vish to buy sex viz you.'
'OK,' says the girl, 'I' charge 20 an hour.'
'..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky for 50 an hour .'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying ) .
She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position?'
'Ah,' says the German . . 'zat is ze....
Four-sprung Duck technique'
That's really low!!! Piss take in fact!
I would only value my 335d at 11k, auto trader reckons 10500
Yeah I agree, "we rob any car" have made used cars worse!
hi mate is the audi still available?
No, I sold it mate.
Collection this weekend